JOKE | RELAX LET THE POISON WORK

A man was dying slowly of an unknown illness on his sick bed.
His wife sat at the edge of his bed comforting him to take heart and that he may be well soon.
The man looked up and said weakly, "Sweet love, you have always been there for me even when I sin against you... I have something I must confess", but his wife was quick to say that: "There's no need to confess".
"No, no!" he insisted, "I want to die a peaceful death so I must confess... I slept with your mother, sister, and your best friend!"
His wife replied: "Shhhh!!! I know, I know dearie, but please relax. Remember the doctor said you shouldn't talk too much...So now just rest and let the poison work in your system."

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JOKES | NIGERIAN POLICE

Nigerian policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.

The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note,

The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change...'

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THE BIRTH OF THE HERO

Happily, I launch this new blog because of my friends all over the world to interact effectively and share my ideas and make fun with you all.

As we all know, I’m a fun-lover and I am ready to give you the best of it all.

Firstly, I give all the thanks and glory to Almighty God for making this possible and I also say a BIG THANKS to every one of you who really stand by me all this while on my formal mobile blog – Handsomekingy (www.handsomekingy.heck.in).

Handsomekingy had been a great blog and fun to be due to support you gave to me. Therefore, the best of the best is here and I told you this blog is going to give all the best of fun.

On this blog, we are going to focus on many things as you will have the opportunity to get update directly to your phone by SMS and e-mail free of charge.

Yeah, the best are yet to be mention; the topics I will be dealing with are:

1.  Browsing Cheats, Tricks and Tips
2. Wapka site tutorial
3. Mobile downloads
4. Entertainments In Nigeria
5. Hacking and Cracking tutorial
6. Gossips and Jokes
7.  Inspirational and Touching stories
8.  Music and Nollywood gist
9. Latest news in Nigeria
10. How to build website and many more

I can’t just list it all, I urge you to keep checking and share our post on facebook and twitter with your friends.

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